Penis

The thing in the middle bottom of your body that produces cum

Did you see that Penis it was so large and juicy

by oh no i didnt mean that March 3, 2022

penis

a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it

by bong schlonger March 3, 2022

penis

a long meaty stick

Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Penis

Something you use to masterbate or insert into someone.

Penis. -Mahatma Ghandi

by GooseX2 May 30, 2021

Penis

The largest part of my body.

Suck my penis.

by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis April 30, 2021

Penis

The genitalia of a male

I like Mitchell's penis

by Jmerthegamer01 June 30, 2022

Penis

Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.

There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.

by Alysa May 19, 2006