by Dr autism January 29, 2022
GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.
GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.
GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
by bong schlonger March 03, 2022
Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
by the big bum December 09, 2020
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Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.
There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.
by Alysa May 12, 2006