Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP
BENJI: Amee
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP
BENJI: Amee
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PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.
Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.
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Get the PTSD mug.A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
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