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A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty
Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.
Numpty by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

Numpty Crew 

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.
Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”
numpty muffin by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French
numpty muffin by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo
Numpty Muffin by Skepeen September 12, 2019

numpty diver 

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
numpty diver by Bellenda January 17, 2008