Narff Garfunkal

Oh Fuck. To show extreme excitement or angry and /or fustration.

Narff Garfunkal! Why did you do that?

by Janezzelle October 11, 2007

norffas

A sleep deprived person who bottles up their emotions behind a smile and fake bubbly personality to try to make others happy

Look at that norffas she looks like she has had no sleep in weeks

by Thatsleepdeprivebitch July 11, 2021

norfff

A big green beast character in the realm of Roblox

Have you seen the recent Norfff appear?

by anonymous December 3, 2025

noffage

A pile of useful crap, which is totally shite because it has been mixed together and abandonded.

I've got some iPod headphones but they are in that pile of noffage.

by Martin Parker May 2, 2006

norflefork

nor-fle-fork
-noun
1. One who is uneducated and/or inadequate. (much like how a fork is inadequate compared to a spork)

2. An artist who takes an independent stand apart from his or her associates. (first used to express how their brain was inadequate, then after use, it's meaning changed)

Boy 1: That kid has a Wal-Mart Watch!
Boy 2: Haha! Mine's swiss!
Boy 1: Mine to, man, that kid is such a norflefork!

Artist1: That guy uses neon paint instead of pastel like the rest of us!
Artist2: Yeah, he's an idiotic freak!
Artist1: No he isn't, he's a norflefork!

by Samuel Stoddard March 31, 2009

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

..

I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity April 13, 2011