NeverShoutNever

NeverShoutNever is simply another name or alias for acoustic pop singer Christofer Drew.
He's a one man show and writes his songs from personal experience. His goal is to live life to the fullest and enjoy every minute of it.

Person: I'm sad.
NeverShoutNever: Look on the brightside, you're roughly 6 feet tall :)

by Toferdre September 20, 2009

Neveruary

The act of someone saying that they're gonna do something that they have no intention of ever doing. ie getting that sweet tattoo, asking that hot chica out.

Mike " I'm gonna be getting my tattoo soon"
Bob "Yeah I heard your getting it in Neveruary

by Rustolla November 4, 2009

well I never

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.

Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

it don't make no nevermind

The South Carolina colloquialism for "it does not matter."

me: "Where would you like to sit?"
grandma: "It don't make no nevermind!"

by TYinSUM December 11, 2006

once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

by byfron March 15, 2018

Trolls Never Die

A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.

A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."

by GewdahBear July 8, 2009

Never Gonna Give You Up

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"

"I would be mad about getting rick rolled but I actually like the song"

by BlueEngland September 19, 2020