the brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of E flat.

Johnny played the brown noise and crapped his pants.

by billardson January 6, 2003

Noise Control

Noise Control is a genre of music that stands out on its own. It is basically noise but it is manifested in sometimes an artful and controlled manner by the members of the band. At other times these independent bands let the music escape in a chaotic positive feedback loop cycle which winds up doing things of its own. Many various instruments both organic and synthetic are used to create various layer of sounds/music/noise/reverb. This genre of music can also be performance oriented.

Noise Control bands include Impact Test, the Late Severa Wires, Shanks and the Dreamers, Unfamiliar Occurrence...etc

by Nummy Joy July 21, 2006

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006

Power noise

Fast-paced, bass driven electronic orchestration of static, noise, interference and samples of sounds.

-What's the difference between power noise and techno hardcore again?

-More bass, less treble.

by Tired Goth January 3, 2009

Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.

"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"

by GoatNoise September 18, 2009

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.

So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(

by Sithspitz November 8, 2011

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003