mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

by Doughboy September 2, 2003

mutual break up

Something you’d say if you get dumped.

Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

musalmaan

Hindi word for a Muslim person. It also describes a group of Muslims

There are many musalmaan people in the world

by IFXXavier July 6, 2005

mutually assured destruction

Difficult to define exactly, but it's not the actual *name* of a situation or doctrine. Rather, it describes the outcome of a given action in the circumstances:

In the case of the US and USSR, their shared determination to retaliate to an attack by the other - given the size of their nuclear arsenals - would've assured mutual destruction.

by Richter September 20, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

by Sparky August 30, 2003

Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?

by lookabutt January 24, 2011

mutually assured douchebaggery

The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.

Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.

by thatguy20 July 8, 2012