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Mort

He's such a mort
by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.
by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023
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Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing
by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021
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You shagged your Mort yet?
by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020
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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
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A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
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