clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.

Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter

by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008

swag meter

When you see something that is high in swag, you say 'swag meter' to indicate that the swag-o-meter is going off.

Person 1: *walks into a store and sees a kick ass pair of nikes* "Wow, swag meter."
Person 2: *Looks at the nikes person one sees.* "That is a definite swag meter."

by Swagga-meter August 29, 2011

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

100 meter dash

An event in track where you have to sprint 100 meters as fast as you can.

Wow! Usain Bolt got the world record for the 100 meter dash.

by CreeperKid June 6, 2019

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

SWAG-O-METER

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.

Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.

by ZMPro December 13, 2010

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011