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hex message

A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.

A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
by Nick Beam May 9, 2008
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double message

After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.
Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*

this ^ is a double message.
by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011
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Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!
by Wadatah November 9, 2008
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Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).
Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.
by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008
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msn messenger

The newest way to have intercourse with other people.
And by intercourse, I mean speech, you perverts.
"Step aside phones, letters, morse code, and actual talking, here comes MSN messenger!"
by T.J.(cc) November 15, 2005
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the messages

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?
by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022
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Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!
"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009
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