Markene

1. A way of making Mark (Usualy a guys name) into a girls name.

2. A short pointy marker.

Hey can i borrow your Markene?

by NE1NT33N November 11, 2009

merkin

yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.

Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"

by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 30, 2006

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

mercenary

The coolest job in the world.

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...

by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005