Metashitical

Some hing involving metashitics: the study of the reality of shit and piss

'Have you heard Einstein's theory of metashitical reality, "Every poo poo time is a pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is a poo poo time",

by Try finger September 17, 2022

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

mershlaps

A combination of "mayhaps" and "pershlaps" (which is a variation of perhaps)

Nick: Did you eat my fruity pebbles last night?

Tom: mershlaps...

by sunny129 February 6, 2024

Metashorty

An analogous expression in any artistic medium in short form especially of an urban culture nature.

Issa Rae’s sitcom, ‘Insecure ‘ was a Metashorty web series titled ‘The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl’. Each episode was under five minutes.

by Zetta Baby February 8, 2024

merushka

Merushka is a girl who is strong,independent and smart. Her smile makes others smile too. To have a Merushka is like having the world. She will never let you down,will always bring out the best in you and will inspire you to be better. Merushka is a fighter. She is amazing. She is supportive and emotionally strong.

I need support

Just ask Merushka. She'll give it.

by Sassyitb_aisha November 24, 2023

Mershat

This is a male name. People with this name is described as being hard working and trustworthy. These people often have the best hair genes, where their hair falls perfectly in place every time. If you have a Mershat as a friend you should cherish them. You should not ask if they have a gf or a wife, because most likely they are taken and not interested in you. He is handsome, he is strong and most importantly he is Batman.

I wish I was lucky, so lucky that I have a Mershat in my life.

by Blackmoneybag February 11, 2024

Mershat

Mershat is someone that is hardworking, trustworthy and handsome. He is above the standard and above 10/10. Mershat has good hair genes that makes the hair fall perfectly every time. Don’t ask if he has a gf or a wife, because he is always taken.

“I feel like a Mershat to day…. Man.. it’s going to be a good day”

by Blackmoneybag February 11, 2024