makodamia

A really hot person I’m mutauls with on tiktok so they’re just naturally hot lol

Is that makodamia?

Yeah I’m mutual with them, very hot <33

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by mookurx June 30, 2021

Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

by Not Mat October 20, 2012

mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

by BigBoy June 7, 2004

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005

mayo monkey

a comeback/name for racist white people.

white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again

by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

Cinco de Mayo

Something white people love more than the Mexicans.

White girl- OMG!!! Cinco de mayo!!!

by Nickypoospriv May 7, 2017

Mayocide

A satirical term that mocks the white supremacist myth of “White Genocide” (aka, interracial relationships existing). Used primarily as a sarcastic response when fragile people cry about white people being the real victims of racism.

Person 1: white genocide is real!
Person 2: yes, the mayocide is imminent. 🙄

by Nillapop January 10, 2020