matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

Maruell

Maruell is a person that sleeps all day. And slow and stupid

Maruell is domb

by Maruell September 28, 2018

matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.

Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?

by ayooooooooooonotagainooooooooo June 18, 2019

Marueben

When your best friends go inside to play their video games without telling you. They simply smile and go in without saying good bye.

"I'm going in" "don't do a marueben"

by Fuckingmint October 24, 2019

Matrecia

Matrecia is an adjective that is use to describe a person who has mixed personalities. Matrecia is a rare person so it is safe to say Matrecia is a gem.

Matrecia is jumping

I am a Matrecia

by berry berry February 14, 2020

Matremedy

A father-in-law non-logical way of solving a life problem.

Do you have a matremedy for my balding head?

by Freeallman June 21, 2020