Masturbatorium

where you go when there is no slooter nearby

“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”

by StaciVee March 25, 2019

Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

Masturbator

masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,

timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,

by hawksucker November 9, 2023

oregon masturbator

Infamous public masturbator in Oregon.

Magbots is the Oregon masturbator.

by Podesta XD June 9, 2018

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021