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sit on my face

A compliment to women, implying they are usually good looking and attractive, but not nessacerily meaning the person whats the female to sit on his face.
"Look at her! Sit on my face alert!"

"Wow, your a bit of a sit on my face arnt you hunny"
by JakeTeamXtreme February 5, 2007
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Egg on my Face

Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.

My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
by BSB724 July 24, 2009
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smell up in my face

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.
Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.
by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003
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Balls In My Face

Balls In My Face
The phrase 'Balls In My Face' is a slang term which refers to the lack of "action" or attention from the opposite sex. This term can be used by both sexes though it is generally regarded as a term for conversation between males. A proper use of the term "Balls in My Face" can be phrased; "Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face" This example refers to a girl who refuses to sleep with or commit sexual acts with a male and goes home instead. Balls in my face is also a term that can used to describe an extended period of time when a male or female doesn't receive sexual gratification from the opposite sex. An example is as follows. Person 1: Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?" Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"
Furthermore, "Balls in my face" can also be used as an insult. For example Person 1 says to person 2: "Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
"Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face"

Person 1: "Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?"
Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"

"Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
by Denverboy February 19, 2009
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Pretty self descriptive I think, the best substitute for a relationship 'til girls learn how to act right.
Damn she a baddie.. I wonder if she tryna chick-fil-a and sit on my face
by Shadow07 October 6, 2020
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running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.
charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.
by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009
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