Mask lore

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Mask lore that you jam to when depression

by Arkeegus disciple March 4, 2022

Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.

“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Mask-erbation

When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.

Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!

by Rondeeka J April 19, 2020

Mask Care

When you religiously or selflessly carry out wearing a mask at home lest you might infect your bunny, cat, dog, goldfish, or hamster—you don’t mind some inconvenience or sacrifice because of your love for your pet.

If you truly value your pet as a member of the extended family, will you go the extra second mile in practicing mask care to protect them against Covid-19?

by MathPlus April 7, 2021

Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

by Kidswillbekids April 14, 2020

Mask Worship

When mute and deaf gods and goddesses (and man-made beasts or mythical animals) in houses of idolatrous worship are masked to set an example for followers or pilgrims how they ought to behave themselves selflessly in public.

Some religious leaders reminded their members that masking isn’t just a socially responsible act performed towards their fellow believers and unbelievers, but also serves as a reverential act of mask worship.

by MathPlus May 26, 2021

Mask Shaming

The act of making another feel bad for either not wearing and/or improperly wearing a protective face mask during a pandemic.

Billy Bob: I saw Joe not wearing a mask during the debate.

Gip: Least he ain't chin strapping with his nose out.
Billy BoB: Aw Gip you mask shaming again?
Gip: Dangit Billy Bob you started the mask shaming by pointing out the fact he had none!

by CouchPotato420 September 30, 2020