sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

by Solomon June 19, 2006

Louisiana Lobster Tail

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

by Kowboydave September 13, 2009

She's your Lobster

lobster's mate for life. If someone is your lobster they are your mate for life.

She's your lobster, he's your lobster, we are each other's lobster
lobster mates life partners partners

by sfdahliagirl November 15, 2013

lobster snatch

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

lobster sauce

Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.

Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"

by Eli 5 Stone October 21, 2006

lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009