Encyclopedia of Lies

An autobiography of Mitt Romney.

But since it is so large, it is currently converted to Binders of Lies, containing 5330 separate binders in total.
A : Grunt!

B : What are you doing ?

A : Working out to get to fxxk C.

B : Huh?

A : I'm trying to bench the Encyclopedia of Lies. Can't move it an inch.

*Thought*B : Dumb Jock. C is already in Mitten's binder.
by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012
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Pack of Lies

When someone lies several times in a row while they are in conversation with another person.
Mary: I went skydiving today. Then I went skinny dipping and I made out with Michael Jackson.

John: That's a pack of lies, I can't be your friend anymore.
by bwb11504 February 5, 2010
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Li Qing

Pretty, a little chubby, always insecure and love hugs. Always bully people who she truly loves and will always cry of small things
Li Qing is such a beautiful name
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Mcpee with lies

As with Mcpee this is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. However, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you're buying food after you've been.
Johnnie 5 stars: "Excuse me, toilets are for customers only!"

Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.
by dover_pro November 2, 2007
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herman li

Herman Li is one of the two guitarists in the band Dragonforce. His guitar playing on the Dragonforce records is known for being quite fast, but he is regarded as not being able to reproduce his solos well live. He is also known for making music inspired by video games, such as Pac-Man, and Super Mario, as well as being able to reproduce other odd noises in his guitar. This has sparked many over-dubbed parody videos on youtube.
Herman Li loves t3h A Major 7 LOLKATZ!!!1!one!!!11@@222twenty-two@2
by metalhobo4663 September 2, 2007
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Li-Wen

Some would say odd, but most say lovable. It is the super intelligence that makes him sexy. patient. loyal. and committed. Or is that "should be committed"?
Guy: There's that dorky Li-Wen again
Girl: Ohh where?
Guy: over there helping that old lady with her groceries
Girl: sigh ... Li-Wen can help me with my groceries ANY DAY.
by acheybreaky February 5, 2010
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Brandon Li

A tennis star!!! Number 1 tennis player. Likes Margaret Wang.
by David Gim Lover 123 November 13, 2019
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