laxer

A shortened name for lacrosse player.

1) Eliz and I were discussing my screenname one day, when we decided to make 'laxer' into a word.

2) Eliz and I are both laxers.

by Becky February 13, 2004

Laxer bro

A guy who plays lacrosse addictively, there skills at lacrosse are one of there few redeeming qualities. They have long hair, look high, and always talk about lacrosse with other lacrosse players.

"dude i was like going up against some nube from gilman and I like owned his ass"

"shut up u fuckin laxer bro"
"Im not a laxer bro"

by hunter woodlock December 14, 2009

lederhosen

A type of pants worn as high as they can on guys.

Chocolate

by B-dawg July 23, 2003

lederhosen

lederhosen: (lay-der-hose-in) (n.)

a traditional German outfit consisting of high socks, a green felt hat, a dress shirt, suspendors, and leather pants that compact a guys wiener sausage

Mein fraulein, maybe if you make dasht sauerkraut, we can have freaky lederhosen sex later tonight.

by biblical scholar July 7, 2010

Laxer

Real men who play the great sport of lacrosse seriously, and are just straight chill. Your typical laxer will get laid far more often than any other sport players, whether they be real athletes, like lacrosse and hockey players, snowboarders, or runners, all of whom are just as chill. This pertains mostly to baseball players, who go to their sorry excuse for a sport, use no energy and little skill, and try to act tough like they actually play a real man's sport. Laxers are most often criticized by baseball players for having big egos, but they only write this because laxers are way more hip than the queer baseball players because they play an awesome, manly, contact sport, and laxers constantly remind them of that, particularly in front of hot chicks that will ditch a baseball asshole at the first sight of a laxer.

That laxer is so hip.

by stoppre June 1, 2009

Leering Cunt

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.

I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

by Concerned_Citizen June 4, 2005

Leger

the cooler slang term for a person who has never had sexual intercourse

So I just got some pussy last night. I'm no longer a leger!

by dj killzmo May 11, 2009