Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts
I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass
by Webster, bitch August 14, 2008
Get the Ladder Ass mug.

ladder face

A small, fourteen year old caucasian female with a recent nosejob who unexpectedley ran her nose into a ladder out of her own stupidity and/or a blank mind.
"Hey Ladder face! Watch out for the ladder in the pool!" *girl falls in pool and hits ladder with nose*
by Super Fermin July 28, 2007
Get the ladder face mug.

Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.
You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.
by Nub shaker November 19, 2019
Get the Ladder Text mug.

Jelly Ladder

To describe a useless object or person
About as useful as a Jelly ladder........
by hteb78 November 22, 2012
Get the Jelly Ladder mug.

Doing A Ladder

the act of doing a line of crack cocaine off of a children's Chutes and Ladder game board
"Man, that party was lit. You should have been there. Found some dude that was doing a ladder in the bathroom."
by hehyoulikeboyd July 07, 2017
Get the Doing A Ladder mug.

fish ladder

A romantic, but rough style of forplay.
Nolan fish laddered all morning with Chris.
by zacharybronow April 19, 2009
Get the fish ladder mug.

ladder-north

The strike pattern used to hit targets with nuclear weapons from over the north pole. Such a strike would hit the southernmost targets first, moving from east to west, then hit the next series of targets to the north from west to east. From overhead the hits would appear to make the rungs of a ladder, giving rise to the name. This kind of strike is used with nuclear munitions to prevent warhead fratricide.
The SIOP calls for a ladder-north against their southern defenses.
by Komitadjie November 27, 2006
Get the ladder-north mug.