Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

The Jacob

Bringer of definitions.

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!

by BLAM! November 5, 2004

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who's shy at first until you get to know him. He'll tell you he has a crush on you after guessing 5 million times and deny everything his friends said he said about you. Later on you tell him you don't like him that like that and you guys become friends. Soon enough you start talking about random things. Later on your friend will email him saying they like him and he will say the same. You ask if he lied and he'll say it's no big deal. You tell him to apologize to your friend after having a big argument about it. He'll change the topic to something happening outside of the topic and you argue again. Then you will make him apologize but he does it with more lies. You ask him to do so again but this time without lies and he accuses you of guilt tripping him into liking your friend! (Like who tf does that?!?) Soon enough your no longer friends because he did it all for reputation.

Jerry: Yo is that Jacob
Garry: Ya, he's only friends with people for his own reputation

by Hila Hola December 14, 2018