Jogsterbate

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.

"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"

by Seconds_left October 9, 2011

Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.

My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.

by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012

Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.

“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”

by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018

Jonston

Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.

Person1: Woah they know everything
Person2: Oh, it must be a Jonston

by froggeypersoney December 18, 2021

Joosher

Big dick, little finger, dry tongue gamer. Expected to be able to withstand the best of the best LoL matches. But will fail in the moment when asking a woman for her number.

I went to college with this Joosher. He was ok in the moment but he didn't have much foreplay game.

by Predisis August 10, 2022

JoStar Joke

A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners

JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*

by Aim For North August 22, 2022

Jooski

Someone that trolls or tries be funny and they aren’t. (Lingo Made By Hatecaps) On Twitch

“See he wanna be jooski”

by Hatecaps November 30, 2022