Jooski

Someone that trolls or tries be funny and they aren’t. (Lingo Made By Hatecaps) On Twitch

“See he wanna be jooski”

Jooski by Hatecaps November 30, 2022

Joosting 

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

Joosting by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.

Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."

Jookie Spore by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008

joosin' 

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.

Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!

joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joskin 

North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".

He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.

Joskin by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009

jookin 

a dance used in Memphis similar to buckin

You see Al Kapone buckin and jookin out there

jookin by Mikey Lewis January 9, 2008

joskin 

another word that travellers and gypsy call non travellers or gypsys

look at them joskins

joskin by traveller12345678910 May 7, 2018