Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Jack Herman

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.

"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"

by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018

chance herman

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian

Chance Herman is my kind of man

by 124me421 August 12, 2017

herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.

that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman

by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018

pee wee herman soup

Tomato soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*

by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.

"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"

by Jinchihope January 23, 2019