Hungarian Handcuffs

When a male or female inserts one fist into a female's vagina and the other fist into her anus at the same time

"Look at how that stripper walks... she must have had the Hungarian Handcuffs last night"

by ajc929me August 22, 2011

Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.

"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."

by Ten-eight March 28, 2015

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

handcuff wedgie

When you're given a wedgie and you hands are shoved through the back of your leg holes and taped together behind victim's back. Nearly impossible to escape, thus called handcuff wedgie.

Cameron tackled me and before I couldn't escape and he gave my and handcuff wedgie.

by wedgieluver November 26, 2009

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005