Definitions by Ten-eight

Fuzzy Handcuff 

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.

Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!

Fuzzy Handcuff by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

Dioranus 

The vibrant imaginary world thought to exist within one’s anus. Similar to a diorama, the dioranus is a scale model scene but can only be viewed through a person’s anus.

I never allow people to see my butthole. I’m afraid My dioranus may be a tad too much for them to handle. I mean, with the goats and juggling and all.

Dioranus by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

Umbilicourse 

The sexual act of intentionally ejaculating into a partner’s naval (belly button).

Brah, I totally umbilicoursed my girlfriend last night. I filled her to rim, and then some!

Umbilicourse by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

Rusty Handcuff 

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.

"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."

Rusty Handcuff by Ten-eight March 28, 2015