Honest opinion

An 'Honest opinion' is a statement to indicate that you are telling the truth about your own thoughts or feelings, especially if you think these will disappoint the person you are talking to.

Dad: "Hey son , do you what do you think about my old people music?

Son:'' Well , My Honest opinion is that think it's boring and snoreworthy ."

Dad:" .....You're grounded for a week."

Son:"Fuck"

Dad:"Make that two weeks"

Son:"GOD DAMNIT"

by A R.C.D -real cool dude- February 13, 2017

To Be Honest

TBH spelled out

To Be Honest ur really really pretty and ummmm.... I think in fourth grade I said hi to u once

by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015

handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.

dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.

by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010

Honest to blog

An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.

For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)

"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."

by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011

honest eyes

Pure Innocence

Gaylord's honest eyes were a reflection of his innocent demeanor.

by Rambo0723 July 1, 2017

Writer's Honesty

An honesty that transcends social convention and all judgement for the sake of their art.

"I never would have said that! Aren't you worried what people will think?" The friend who read the novel asked.

"Yes," the writer said, "but it was them or the book. I call it writer's honesty!"

by Wbienek April 25, 2017

Lez be honest

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.

Lez be honest, you want the poon.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019