hosefeet

a webstie that has free pictures of women in nylon stockings and pantyhose, a very hot website.

man, i just went to hosefeet.com and saw this ripe young chick in pantyhose, it gave me a boner.

by jeffy rohr May 11, 2004

Hose Hog

When someone hits the hookah incessantly and won't pass to the next person

Dude I paid for the hookah brah, stop being a hose hog

by Goatsauce June 18, 2016

hosebag

a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.

I went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.

by hankerino September 30, 2003

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region

yo!....ho!....down.....now!

by steve owen February 11, 2003

HoDeDo

collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.

hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.

by j r lang January 13, 2008