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Grilled

1-a form of cooking that involves direct heat. Devices that grill are called grills. The definition varies widely by region and culture.

2-a 2006 comedy film starring Kevin James and Ray Romano. It was released direct-to-video in the United States on July 11, 2006. It has been rated R by the MPAA.

3-To leave a temporary mark on your body in the shape of what you were placing a certain part of your body on

4-To embarrass someone.
1-Hey Marty, you grilled those burger patties, didn't ya?

2-Man, Grilled sucked!

3-Darn, I placed my arm on that basketball for too long, and I grilled my arm.

4-Damn that fella got grilled!
by Easyoffbamguy January 4, 2009
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Grilled Cheese

Semen which, when ejaculated from the male erotic organ, is extremely "murky", "thick", or "chunky"; appearing to have the consistency of "Grilled Cheese."

Often used in conjunction with the words "sandwich", "party", or "adventure", it first appeared in modern literature around 325 AD during the Council of Nicaea when St. Alexander of Alexandria remarked to then Emperor, Constantine, that "Thine sinful Arians hast befouled our church in a manner which resembles the dripping of *grilled cheese* upon the forehead of a young concubine."
"That grilled cheese was Awesome."

He smothered her with copious amounts of grilled cheese.

"Your hands smell like grilled cheese.."
by Insesht September 13, 2011
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grilled cheese

Don't you have anything better than half a grilled cheese?
by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2011
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grilled cheese

What a woman's vagina resembles when woken in the morning for sex and she is starting to get excited and wet. When you begin to separate the labia it is reminiscent of a warm grilled cheese sandwich being pulled apart.
"I woke my girl up this morning and tore into that grilled cheese."
by AlchlcSmnThrwr October 5, 2012
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Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of a girl's vagina after a long night of raw dawg sex. When you go for some "dessert for breakfast" and the lips are all stuck together like a cold grilled cheese.
"Man I had to reheat that Cold Grilled Cheese this morning after I creampied it twice last night.
by dunkin satchell December 2, 2009
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Making grilled cheese

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbating. Generally done in between the periods of saying goodnight to someone and actually going to sleep.
I said goodnight, but i'm actually making grilled cheese.
by HeatseekingHobo September 5, 2015
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One who fucks a pussy so fast that it gets hot. Then you place a slice of Kraft's Sliced Cheese on the pussy until it starts to melt. Then you eat it out.
This guy was a total perv last night, he tried the grilled cheese?
by brycestep April 29, 2009
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