goatface

when a man has a large beard that makes him look slightly goatlike.

Girl 1:Have you seen John's new beard
Girl 2: Yeah, it's why we call him goatface.

by Sarah and Miranda June 3, 2013

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006

goatlanced

To kill or maim in an excessively embarrassing manner. To pwn in the extreme.

I goatlanced Jimmy last week at checkers, I don't think he'll ever walk straight again.

by weakness January 12, 2009

Goated-er

To be even more goated than someone already goated.

To be more goated is to be goated-er

by /33don September 9, 2019