Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.

Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.

by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022

Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.

Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.

by 431 plus one October 18, 2011

hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.

"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"

by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

arya ghosh

worst player at valorant and gets carried by his teammates 24/7
he is basically a silver player who is somehow playing in a gold lobby
calls ppl trash when in his lobbies cant get more than 15 kills
had 4 trash games where he dropped 5 kills and less

"that arya ghosh doesn't deserve gold in valorant"

by ebumb November 1, 2021

pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019