The Great Gatsby

While having sex, at the moment of orgasm, you stare deep into your partners eyes; with a serious face you yell "Old Sport!"

woman: "Oh!?"

man: "OLD SPORT!"

"The Great Gatsby"

by Co. Zombie July 14, 2013

Geas

A spell or curse put appon someone to makesure they fulfil their task and dont betray their master. For instance a Geas could be put upon a servant to make sure that they stay loyal or upon a mercenary to make sure they dont double cross their employee.
Faliure to do so will result in the victim being killed in one way or another by the Geas.
Used alot by Celtic Shamans and Norse Guayla (witch doctors). Not used offensively as any magic user able to preform a Geas can easily destroy enemies in a multitude of other ways.

'The Shaman forced my undying loyalty by putting a Geas on my soul'

by X December 30, 2004

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

Getsemani

A girl who can be petty but the same time is loyal to her friends you do her wrong she won't exposed you stuff but a charm

Your such a Getsemani

You know Getsemani?

by SuckmyDHoe November 27, 2016

goatse

Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.

Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?

by roloscopy July 16, 2008

Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"

Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.

by Big D_31 September 25, 2009

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 12, 2008