gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

gaffe

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?

by aero_phile July 6, 2009

Guffers

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

Gafter

Someone who sets there bible on the ground instead of holding it in their lap.

Johnathan: "Gosh I'm tired *sets bible down*
Holly: "Johnathan you gafter how dare you set the bible on the ground!"

by The girls middle school sunday school class of 2002, submitted by Ajani June 13, 2005

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

gafferz

A big house party.

“Are you going to Ellies gafferz this weekend? it’s going to be mental!”

by turtlellieee February 1, 2021