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Glorthok

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)
At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.
by Tim February 27, 2004
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Glort

When a woman squirts her period on the wall
look at the glort
'OMG i cant believe she just glorted'
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gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating
-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device
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gloit

A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
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Goft

A Christmas gift given from Iceland to Norge.
Norge: I LIVES MY GOFT, ICELAND, I LIVES IT SO HARDD.<3
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GLOAT

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Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.
link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.
by Zack September 22, 2003
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