Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)
At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.
by Tim February 27, 2004
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-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device
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Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
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link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.
by Zack September 22, 2003
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