non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

Fonding

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them

Hey, did you see Jack Dylan Grazer fonding over Jaeden Martell like that? He’s so in love

by grazersmartell_ June 15, 2020

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005