Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.

Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!

by Imbringingsexyback May 6, 2014

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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

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Ferret

Noodle cat

"this cat sure looks like a noodle to me"
"!yeah, cuz it's a ferret"

by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

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ferretphilia

Pedophilia

Guy 1: yooo my neighbor got arrested

Guy 2: what for
Guy 1: ferretphilia man, he was a total creep
Guy 2: well thank god he was arrested i dont want him around my kids

by Localboi808 September 26, 2020

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Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

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