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Fauxtographer

Possibly one of the cringiest kids you'll ever meet. They like to think of themselves as taking up an artsy and original hobby when in fact there are so many of them that it's a cliche deserving of an urban dictionary entry. Although they say pictures are a thousand words these people just won't shut up about their "interests". You can often find them wearing beanies, glasses, scarves and other hipster junk as part of their picture-taking ensemble. Buys a dedicated camera for taking pictures in addition to their phone even though most smartphone cameras nowadays take equally good if not better photos. They WILL wear their camera straps around their necks instead of on their shoulders like they're meant to be worn so don't hesitate to grab them and use them as makeshift nooses to end their pathetic wannabe lives.
Mark: Hey check out the pictures I took! You think I'm a good fauxtographer?
Jim: Instead of taking any more pictures of the "oh so beautiful sunset" I suggest you go outside at exactly 12 PM and stare at the sun until it's engraved in your brain.
by Drain the Swamp September 30, 2018
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Fustomuls

An abbreviation of ninjas famous saying
“THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT” often used as a comeback to a roast.
Bro your trash
“Fustomuls”
by Xx_YourMom.Com_xX December 24, 2018
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Fustoe

That someone us getting fucked with a toe from an another person.
Omg, yesterday I fustoed and it felt so good!
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Fagston

Literally the biggest stoner you’ll ever meet, has no brain cells😂 Can kick ass in racing and has a small dick, pretty cool guy tho
His name is fagston because queefan gave it to him
by Queefan biyatch March 24, 2019
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Faustian Rubix

A Faustian Rubix is a menagerie of multiple things that if engaged within the wrong way have the effect not unlike being on the wrong end of a deal with the devil. It is also said to be a situation in which a person makes multiple incorrect assumptions or accusations of a person, which over time destroys their credibility and makes them a laughing stock. Attempting to solve a Faustian Rubix is a definition of such a situation.

Alternatively, it could also mean a creative wellspring of ideas that never seems to end, or with a perfectionist streak. Some of these ideas may have a dark undertone or sinister twist.
The author's mind was a Faustian Rubix of ideas..all manner, shape and size. When they finally got finished, the end result was sinister but satisfying.

They tried to label the man as an Adversary, as an evil alien, and as an employee of evil aliens. They tried to solve the Faustian Rubix and they lost what credibility they had remaining.
by TheThirstIsRealIn2019 September 1, 2019
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Fauxtoe

Any false representation of a woman’s labia majoris, slang word (camel toe)
dat hoe got so much show it gotz to be fauxtoe
by Cove catz January 7, 2020
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Fausteja

She is a very strange girl who doesn’t understand that balloons aren’t meant to be popped when blown up!
FAUSTEJA YOU IDIOT!!
by F.malfoy September 30, 2020
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