goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

fastly

An archaic word for "fast," which is not used anymore.

The adverb of "fast" is "fast." Fastly is wrong.

by WildMass October 11, 2022

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

The best and fastest growing army on Twitch

dj5uar3 (DJ Square) claims this title for his legion of followers, known as the "Little Cube Army."

DJ (reading follow message): "Welcome to the Little Cube Army, the best and fastest growing army on Twitch - don't google that."

by ForkU February 3, 2021

Kentucky Go Faster

When I was working in a gas station in Ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to Kentucky Go Fasters we were talking about a raccoon tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.

In the early 1960s a car with Kentucky Go Fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where I worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.

by Soybeans October 21, 2008

Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies

1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!

by NeonJelly November 22, 2011