Farmist

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

by obobobaba February 28, 2017

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011

franistan

A fictitious or unknown auto part.

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.

by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007

Farris

A ruthless boy who will defend his religion and country

Farris is fighting those racist people

by Nare takbeer April 22, 2019

Fartish

1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like

"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."

by Kris April 5, 2005

Fartist

Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films

"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"

by TheAdamWe July 2, 2009

farnicle

Resulting from wet fart(s). A crusty formation around the anus..consisting of dried feces.

I blew a couple beer fart earlier and now I have farnicles.

by gizmoslick March 28, 2015