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fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.
"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."
by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006
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Falling into the vortex

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.
Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.
by fonsui July 26, 2011
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The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011
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slowly falling in love

the feeling of falling in love without even realizing it.
that person may be your bestfriend, or your crush.
it’s the feeling that you get when you get butterflies in your stomach just because of their smile.
the feeling that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you see their eyes.
the feeling that you get when you can’t spend a day without contacting them somehow.
it’s when that person is your pride and joy.
“i feel like im slowly falling in love with my crush what should i do?”

you should tell them that you like them!”
by rubylicous_69 November 19, 2021
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jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"
by squeaker4x August 16, 2010
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foiling

when two guys poop into each others butthole, a type of fetish
larry and robert love foiling with each other
by robbieboy77 June 26, 2009
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falling in love

the moment that u realize an attraction to someone and loose all self esteem when they reject you
john: “yo i’m falling in love with you”
karen:“stfu i hate your dumb ass”
by ur bitch becky August 18, 2019
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