Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
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Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."
Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."
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She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 8, 2010
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To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!
by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 24, 2005
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by im a fatherless child October 19, 2022
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Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?
by otterpark May 15, 2014
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"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."
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Asshole: "A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.
Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"
Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."
Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"
Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."
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