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Briggsy Does Brighton

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.
Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"
by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006
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domestic violence

Violence or otherwise physical abuse of one's spouse or partner. It is generally done by men to women, but women can also be abusive.
Gest accused Minnelli of domestic violence.

Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.

The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.

Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
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Domestic bliss

Food shopping, dusting, vacuuming halls,
Bill paying, lunch bagging, making the calls. Fixing the shower, hanging the blinds, folding the clothes and hangin on lines. What could be better then all of this?? You got it my friend it’s domestic bliss!!
laughing while we’re washing dishes together is such domestic bliss!

Home is where your heart has domestic bliss
by Rainybee December 10, 2018
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The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.
Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*
by Darthvinder February 16, 2009
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detesticlization

1. to lose ones testicles, ball, cajones, etc. in the literal sense. Often the result of poor medical procedures or attempted home remedies for AIDS.

2. to lose the ability to go "balls out". Most common with men who are the victims of overpowering women or succubuses.
Where is Ian?

He's undergoing detesticlization by Felicia right now, they went shopping for dresses
by ianmcfians lover June 16, 2008
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Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.
What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...
by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011
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