Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005

dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.

Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.

by Kewpie Dan May 1, 2006

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

dickens

Used as an espression of speed.

1. He was as faster than the dickens!!

by lardfather December 9, 2008

Cliff Dickens

A stupid loser who will end up pumping gas for the rest of his life.

Oh there's Cliff Dickens, he's stupid

by Satya Thiel January 8, 2004

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

dickbeaters

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

by Roox December 1, 2011