dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick

Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again

by Larue23 July 12, 2018

Anti-Dickstick

An Anti-Dickstick is also known as a pocket pussy which is a latex mold if a vagina.

Dad! that's not the milk jug that my Anti-Dickstick

by cookiecum April 3, 2020

Dicksnickers

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick

Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick

by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022

dicksick

When a man fails to get sex and drops sleazy comments on any exposed females on social network.

Tom is so dicksick he has left a comment on every bikini wearing female’s Instagram that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

by Observer274647 July 10, 2019

dicktickler

1 a rather large over weight male who loves to fondle cocks, especially those of older men.
2 any one who likes tickling dicks
3 the profession of tickling dicks
4 someone who is especially gay

a guy stares at you in the shower. you respond "dude that dicktickler is staring at me!!!" then you procede to beat the holy shit out of him

by Lonely Fisherman 07 July 22, 2007

dickstick

a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.

look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.

by tylerzz July 20, 2006