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disney channel

Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
If you die and don't believe in God, you go to Disney Channel studios.
disney channel by omgitsarhino June 15, 2007

disney channel

It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
disney channel by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

Disney Channel

A channel with repetitive and corny shows with bad acting that is strangely addicting to those who grew up watching it.
Benoit knows Disney Channel is lame and stupid, but cannot help watching it when nothing else is on tv.
Disney Channel by katerinaosc March 28, 2009

disney sequel 

A way for disney to totally $crew its classic films.
disney sequel by blah August 26, 2003

Disney Channel Effect 

When someone who is a Disney channel star is instantly a TV actor, movie actor, singer, and song writer.
Girl: Hey did you get Ashley Tisdale's new album?

Guy: Ashley Tisdale is and actress not a singer

Girl: Well because of the Disney channel effect she is also a singer/ songwriter.

Guy: Well that's a bunch of bull...
Disney Channel Effect by gmazz92 September 14, 2010

Disney XD 

A poor excuse for a channel, used to be Toon Disney. Instead of leaving Jonucklehead Brothers on Disney Channel, they decided to flood Toon Disney with (Jonas Brothers), (Miley Cyrus) and what not. They put good movies on occasion like Hercules, and Alice in Wonderland. The last show aired before Toon Disney was The Incredible Hulk. Then HIGH School Musicrap, and Jonas Buttheads came up. They even got a theme ~DISNEY XD! DISNEY XD!~
Guy: Lets watch Toon Disney.

Guy2: We can't, it turned into Disney XD.
Disney XD by DaDynaDash July 1, 2009