digismack

Internet usage in order to satisfy a need to go online.

I was trying to get offline but website are like digismack!

by Corpus Christi July 27, 2007

dips and dots

(Noun) To leave a particular location quickly without being noticed

Guy 1: Dude, this party is turning into a sausagefest
Guy 2: Let's dips and dots

by SuitMajor July 23, 2009

Dilissio

The act of losing your ID.

awww shit...I just pulled a Dilissio.

by Jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Digislexia

When your brain works faster than your fingers in chat, resulting in otherwise never-before spelled words. The easiest words are usually the most susceptible, as you REALLY don't think about them when you type.

Dude: "I gots me a schveet score on CoD last nite."

Dudette: "LLO"

Dude: "...llo?"

Dudette: "DURP. Sorry. LOL. Stupid digislexia."

by dansolnite December 4, 2010

digistracted

digistracted: Being completely absorbed by a smart phone or tablet while in public; driving, walking, or when with friends.

1. The reason nobody watches where they're going any more is because they are totally digistracted. Digistracted driving should be a new category of crime!
2. I told Heather when and where to meet us, but she was so digistracted I don't think she heard a word of it!

by umgume duwatt April 17, 2014

Dimiscus

Slang term for the psychedelic drug DMT; Dimethyltryptamine.

Yo bro I finally tried dimiscus last night, and I was trippin balls.

by sagyballz July 18, 2014

dipfish

What you say when you really want to call someone a dipshit, but you don't want to put a dollar in the swear jar.

Conceal is banned dipfish. Better luck with your next account cheatard.

by dethal. July 16, 2017