cosmopolitan

Hip, cool, "jet-set" version of monoculture.

Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!

by Tex in Tex February 22, 2008

cosmogirl

A magazine off spin of Cosmopolitan, for the younger ages. While the word "girl" might make you believe it is for 9 or 10 year olds, it does have some stuff that wouldn't be suitable for that age group.

"Did you read the article in Cosmogirl about boob jobs?"

"YEAH! I rally liked the thing about STDS!!"

by Sarah Hollins March 25, 2008

cosmo kramer

someone who stumbles over themselves on a regular basis. Someone who is not well dressed, or shaven. Has money, but no one knows why. Similar to the character in Sienfeld. Someone who doesn't really have a job. Eager to trip, spit, snort, and act out in a foolish mannor.

Spock totally just pulled a cosmo kramer. He totally just tripped and fell on the ground. He fell on a huge pile of dog shit and just kept on walking like nothing happened.

Tim just cosmo kramerd. He ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.

by sasha o. September 25, 2006

COSMOTHEPRISM

COSMOTHEPRISM (@cosmotheprism) is a kid on TikTok with absolutely no life. He plays Among Us and he is the definition of a tryhard. If someone is standing at wires for 2.9 seconds longer than average, he accuses them of being impostor. He probably hasn't showered in 2 months. I bet he has mold growing in his finger nails. He hasn't seen daylight in weeks. All he does is join Among Us and say, "There is a glitch on MedBay and it didn't show up for black, so instead of assuming they fixed the glitch, I'm going to accuse him. He hasn't actually done that, but that is a pretty accurate example of what he would do. He goes by 'huh' in the game. So take no risks, if your in a game with a dude named huh, leave the game.

COSMOTHEPRISM is a dumb kid ruining among us

by we're no strangers to love November 14, 2020

Cosmo Urbane

Any fellow who lives south of College Street, loves shoe shopping, lives in a very virtual world and has never visited a country fair that has a camel attraction.

"That guy over there - eating the Montreal Smoke Meat Sandwich from Schwartz's . . . he's uber Cosmo Urbane"

by Coz November 2, 2004

casmoking

Casmoking is similar to cabrewing. Casmoking is when you go canoeing while smoking pot. It is especially popular among college students and is relatively unsafe, given the large possibility of drowning.

"hey man I just got some good bud, wanna go down to the river and go casmoking?"

by DM22 October 16, 2007

cosmolangalang

a highly dangerous yet rare gun on possessed by three people.
and a dog.
but she had hers stolen

I will cosmolangalang your face off.
you wish your cosmolangalang was as cool as mine LOL jks, you don't even have one!

by cosmolangalang June 9, 2010