Casted

To have a bad or a uneventful day. This is when no one calls or celebrates your birthday.

"Don't ask me about my casted weekend!" "Max did not call..."

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Cunted

Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"

A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.

Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."


Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."

by Brought to you by The Big JC April 20, 2009

Cunted

Verb, referring to sex.

"hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"

"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"

cuntfuckingsex

by Viewaskewfool December 2, 2010

Donkey cussed

When someone is so pissed at another person they will violently cuss them out without regard to time, location, surroundings, protocall, population or remoarse.

The shear voice, presence, and stubborness of a person sent his co-worker into a such a rage that he was donkey cussed on a widely populated means of mass communication creating a very embarrasing sitution.

by Humble subordinate July 7, 2009

Cunted

Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off.

Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:

"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."

by Marpleleaf October 4, 2009

crusted mummy

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

Cunted

Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.

Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.

by Walter Flanagan July 2, 2018