Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

Corking the Bottle

The act of inserting your testicles into a participating partners ass (male or female). It is preferable that the ass is a tight one. Then when you pull your testicles out they should make a "pop" sound, like pulling a cork out of a bottle.

I corked your sister last night and ended up with shit on my balls.

I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.

by Doogyhowser March 7, 2008

curbing

To scratch your twankies on the curb, yo.

Aw dawg, you curbed your shit dawg.

by Donnie Johnson March 10, 2004

mississippi curling iron

you wrap the hair of your lady friend around your erect penis and commence to masturbate and shoot your ejaculate down the back of her neck.

hey tom dizzle i did what you said and gave my girl a mississippi curling iron haahaha!!!

by Tom dizzle June 22, 2011

curbing

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

by Matt April 8, 2004

Curling Rhino

A Team name and/or A Rhino who participates in Curling Olympic style.

A Curling Rhino took first place in curling!

by CurlinRhino1 April 29, 2011

curbing Urban

What Trump would like to do with Urban Dictionary

Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''

by tirtle January 30, 2017